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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:13
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Are you afraid of being alone?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No way
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some cute stories with your crush?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?